it's election day...

" Iyad ,You know why I'm gonna win this election and whip them Iraqi insurgents and find them weapons of mass destructions and capture Osama and whip them Iranians and nuke them North Koreans ? Cuz God lives right up there Iyad and he told me so...And he told me not only is he an American ,but he's also a Republican American...A Compassionate Conservative Christian Billionaire Republican American! Yup that's what God told me...whispered it right in my ear during a meeting with Vice President Cheney just the other day , Iyad !"